wizline | (no subject)

[By this point, Sousuke's just going to troll him back.]

oh, there are plenty of pleasant things to deal with him. some of them might be a bit too much for you.

[Don't mind Rin, as he spends the next few minutes howling with laughter, before typing his next message with lightning speed.]

Oh, that so? Bring it, lover boy! No way I'm letting you outsex me!

well, as you can imagine, his age is only a plus when it comes to experience. there's never a dull moment with him. not to mention how good he looks without clothes...

Oh, do tell! Sexier than me? Carpet match the drapes too?

GUYS

Fine if you want to talk about this by yourselves but this is public!!

Oh. Whoops.

i know. just wanted to embarrass rin that's all. sorry original poster.

I don't really get what is going on exactly, or... how this has anything to do with the post.

[This subject was not exactly something that really came up.]

So I assume that is why you are saying sorry.

of course he's sexier than you. but the rest will have to wait for later.

Fine, but I'm offended, just so you know.

you can feel offended all you want. for the record, i think even Kirstein is sexier than you.

OH THAT DOES IT! That blonde turd blossom is absolutely NO MATCH for me!

i think there a many who would agree with me. maybe you're the worst looking male quidfitch captain this year, even.

Oh now you're just getting inoriginal. I have proof about my stunning looks, I assure you.

mirror and boyfriend don't count and gou would only rate your muscles.

You're wrong, they do very much count! Especially if I go by the latter's wood every time I display my rippling abs!

your abs are nothing compared to mine though.

I'd hold my own next to you. I'm pretty sure your husband ain't boasting those, huh? Old dudes and all. How long since he played? Yeah I'm pretty sure there's not much to show off there. You're totally jealous.

just because he doesn't play anymore doesn't mean he's stopped working out. you're nothing compared to him.

PROVE IT!

sure, i'll just ask him to pose shirtless for me just for you entertainment. idiot.

What?If he's packing everything you insist he is, he's got nothing to fear!

as if i'd seen him for myself. i'm just quite sure he's still very fit. i just enjoy watching you make an idiot out of yourself.

Oh come on, everyone knows about the tragic forbidden love story! What's once written cannot be retracted, bro :D Thank you so much!

oh no. my not so secret secret affair with sano. whatever i shall do. oh. i shoul avoid needing to escape naked from a window and get a stupid cold afterwards.