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[divineliar]

Let's play two truths and one lie. I'll start.

1. I'm from Norway
2. My favorite dish is fish
3. I'm a vampire


[Some people definitely know which one is the absolute truth. The others... well, not so easy to get. Unless you've seen him cringing at fish.]

Comments

[divineliar]

Rude. I solemnly swear there are two truths in this post. One of them is a bit tricky though, or it wouldn't be me talking.

[olympic_shark]

uh-huh. Alright then, I'll bite. Two.

[divineliar]

You've seen me at the food table whenever someone eats fish, huh?

[olympic_shark]

Uhm, nope? I dun usually make a habit of watching your ass.

[divineliar]

So it's more of a guess. Why that and not Norway? I do wonder why everyone is so convinved I'm from there.

[olympic_shark]

The unpronounceable name, if I had to guess. It just seems less realistic that you like fish, than that you're from Norway. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I never heard of a vampire, who would like fish.

[divineliar]

You're one to talk, Matsu-ouh-ka.

Can't say I have. Of course I wouldn't know what the others enjoy eating just to keep a public image of a human.

[olympic_shark]

Yeah and I've never hidden the fact, that I'm born in Japan. Point. Still keeping that as my final answer. Though I still think all are lies.

[divineliar]

It's true. I hate fish. It stinks.

[olympic_shark]

Hah! I knew it! What do I get for guessing right?

[divineliar]

A surprise gift.

[Which is a bucket of water on his head the next time he exists the dorm.]